So Yeah.....: Archive

...had a convo about poop in public.

I recently stopped my old job to get free coffee & bagel. This is a piece of our brilliant conversation. L: My husband’s colonoscopy went great because he shits all the time. Me: Me too. L: Not me, dude. Me: I shit twice. Once first thing and then again after my coffee kicks in. L: I think you quitting messed up my pooping schedule.

May 23rd

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

...I took one of those spirit animal quizes

AND IT WAS A TIE!!!!!!!! BETWEEN A WOLVERINE AND A SWAN. I VIEW THIS VERY MUSH AS A WTF MOMENT. Wolverine! Characters: Lycas, Nilo, Sirin, and Drenis in theAspect of Crow trilogy; Marcus in “The Wild’s Call” Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness Nobody messes with Wolverines. You’re fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You...

Aug 8th

May 30th

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...I was recently informed that if I don't have...

A friend of mine that I loved dearly. There have been many times that I have agreed with her ‘parenting style’. After much deliberation and thought, I told her of a concern I had. She quickly told me that until I was a parent I had no right to comment on how people parented. I will not get into details of what this person does Am I wrong to think this is complete BS!??!!??!

Apr 26th

....I am risking my life by using half & half that...

I know what you are thinking? What the fuck is wrong with her? She could die! Didn’t her mother teach her better than that? Well, first of all….. I grew up in the south, so I didn’t have a ‘mother.’ I have a Momma. And Secondly….. She liked to sleep in alot. I could give you many examples of my adventures of my childhood, based on the fact that I was...

Apr 3rd

....There maybe something to this 'process' that...

So this week was the dreaded work shopping of my script that I was bitching about writing last week. And to my surprise, my stress over the course of 3 days was all for nothing. But asking me to worry about something is like asking me not to breath or eat (and counting the fact that I have hypoglycemia and asthma it may not be a good idea). It went pretty well, I must say. For the most part...

Apr 1st

........just finished writing my short for school....

NEVER AGAIN!!! Live and learn! Actually, this all reminds me of my creative writing teacher in high school trying to explain how to come up with story idea. And watch, everyone will say that my script : Sucks Is too long Makes no sense what so ever. Whatever. C’est la vie, bitches

Mar 23rd

“Make no mistake, timing is everything—both in music and in life.”

– Mentor, Hank (via vintageminimalist)

Mar 23rd

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.....I just got into my first argument with Henri

And for the record, I did not just slip and give you the cute Italian’s name. First of all, I an quicker than that. Second, Henri is a French name and French spelling….not Italian…keep up people. Henri is the puppy my roommate recently required and has been a splended addition to our lovely abode. So yes, I had an argument with a dog. He is rather intelligent, since he is...

Mar 8th

.....I am amazed at how many people don't know... →

Of course last night was the Oscars. There were several people that I see on a pretty regular basis that asked me if I had seen ‘The King’s Speech’. My response was simply, “Of course, I am a stutterer.” That is when the look of confusion comes over their face. And then they verbalize their shock. This is the time that I take to explain that I had 10 years of...

Feb 28th

Feb 15th

...My mom has become domestic....wtf

As those close to me know, I had a quite unconventional upbringing. Complete with contradictory social norms and family expectations. I am a complete product of my upbringing. I like to cook, but I don’t because I don’t want it to be expected. I want children, but the jury is out whether or not I am willing to breast feed or deal with the wave of hormones (the monthly is exciting...

Feb 6th

...My trip to my mom's place in Tejas completely...

Even though, I spent the majority of the month prior to my trip saying that I need to get out of the fuck out of the blessed 5 boroughs, I did not realize how much I really did. In fact, I needed it more than most can realize, though I had to deal with the following: Republicans Cigarette smoke (EVERYWHERE) Boredom The fact that I have no will power as it comes to the great temptations...

Jan 28th

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....Maybe I was a little bit over dramatic before

As the semester is coming to a close, what is due? EVERYTHING!!!! Including, my first film project. Cue ominous music. Well, last week I kind of freaked the fuck out….I am sure that is an understatement. Last week, after my professor looked at my rough cut and I made the mistake of looking at a few classmates projects…I cracker under the pressure. Today, I did my final cut....

Dec 14th

....I am maybe re-thinking my stance on marriage.

So…don’t freak out on me and don’t make any assumptions. I had this very Oprah-esc ‘Ah-Ha’ moment on Monday night. First of all it has NOTHING to do with the cute Italian boy. Now whether you chose to believe my pervious statement is your own business, but it is the truth. Of course, it could be a combination of factors (i.e. my age, my baby brother just got...

Dec 1st

...for those of you who were wondering.

I kicked Final Cut Pro’s ass today. I mastered logging capturing….not to mention did some editing on a class project. Who’s the bitch now!??!?!??!?!? As you can tell I had a super fly day in class. I may have had my pre-birthday freak out last weekend, but I am now cool as a muthafuckin’ cucumber. I may be getting old, but not dead yet. Now I just need to work on...

Nov 11th

No excuses.

Rachel, I should have realized I just emailed you a “submit” comment. Simply a slight case of A.D.D. No!, I am not taking any meds for this condition. As I get a bit more familiar with the go arounds in Tumblr, I should get better at using its features. Just as a point of info. I did a surf along the seamy edge of Tumblr and I was surprised to find some very “OdD”...

Nov 5th

...every Election Day I think of the same thing

I know this post is a little late since Election Day was a few days ago, but I am a busy girl…with the 45 hour a week job, film school and all that silly Capturing and Logging that I have yet to master yet….not to mention that cute Italian I love spending time with. So stop judging me and my inability to do anything in a timely manner. I get very excited about Election Day, even if I...

Nov 5th

...I am starting to hate my least favorite class...

This fall I decided to return to school. And so far I have been going a little nuts trying to keep up with a 45 hour work week, homework and showing up to class on time, but so far so good. I like all my classes but one….or maybe its because I have to work ten hours before I go to class…who knows. For the most part this class is the bane of my existance. It is a time sucker and the...

Oct 8th

...I realized a while back that I listen to other...

As many of you know, I have decided on a career shift. I don’t think shift the appropriate word. Maybe something more like…transformation, re-calculation, or abrupt overhaul is a better description. In my youth (enter laughter here), I loved writing. I wrote just for the love of the ideas for stories that plagued my brain…so much in fact, that my grades suffered and my mom...

Jul 28th

...I totally went all trailer park on some ghetto...

My one question is whether or not this puts me on a FBI watch list. I’ve always wanted to be on one of those. It was quite spectacular. I yelled. I don’t yell. I don’t even like being around yelling. Here is the cliff notes version: They say they are going to deliver a package. I stay home all day for multiple days. Lame ass letter carrier doesn’t deliver and we...

Jul 15th

.....am I old now?

I am having one of those ‘If I knew then what I know now’ moments… Does this mean I am officially old?

Jul 9th

...I have been holding back doing a post bitching...

First of all, I must say that I do enjoy my job (for the most part). But I would not be me if I wasn’t real with my loyal readers who would likely lose their shit if they didn’t hear from me. When I work, I rarely work an AM shift since I am not one for waking during the single digits. Yes, you could assume that I am more of night person. I do enjoy the sleep slumber and waking...

Jul 1st

...Apparently, when I drop the f-bomb, I make my...

I was rather shocked to find this out btw. I mean, I always had the cool mom. Ask anyone!!! She was/is the shizznit. She would drive us to the mall. Let us ask her about boys and what to do. Have secrets with all of us. She even had pretty good advice the majority of the time. I still roll my eyes anytime she even suggests that I ‘share my feelings’. When we all know very well...

Jun 23rd

....The front window of my work was tagged!

I am not kidding. And for those you that are not down with hip lingo that I just used. It means that a graffiti artist or some gangsta wannabe put a little symbol on our front window. I must say it was a very WTF moment for me, not to mention gave me a great moment of laughter and maybe a little joy. What would possess anyone to tag the front window of a chain coffee place. I mean, REALLY,...

Jun 18th

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Jun 17th

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Jun 2nd

.....That guy that grabbed my boob at a party a...

I am usually one of those chick that will let shit go and move on…..but this one was a little difficult. Here is the Cliff’s Notes version of things I was at a party with some friends and I was joking around with a few of my guy friends…then one of them decided to grab a tit. NOT COOL!!!!! It was humiliating. Contrary to what people may think of a bitch that is outgoing, we...

Jun 2nd

....People were so extra today at work

I don’t know if it was because I was in a funky mood or what, but people were out of their fucking minds!!!!!! This was an actual exchange: Customer: I would like a small coffee with half & half please. Me: (I begin to make coffee) Customer: How much is a piece of red velvet? Me: $4.00 Customer: Oh my God. I only have $1.75. Me: Well, then you have enough for the coffee. ...

May 25th

....I have a grievance against yogurt companies.

As many of you know, I LOVES ME SOME YOGURT. Some would even say that ‘lurve’ it. I eat it everyday at work on my break….and I often wonder if during summer months I could survive soley on yogurt, frozen treats and cereal. Mainly because my apartment turns into a got box if we even look at the oven for more than 30 seconds. But I have an on going issue with the manufacturers...

May 18th

.....I had the biggest let down dinner.

My roommate and I went to dinner at this place in Park Slope called Lobo. Which ironically, I almost went to with this bartender that I was kind of dating/hanging out with. Frankly, I still don’t know what was going on there. Not the restaurant, the guy. There were some signs that it was date-ish, but in the end it was established that he thought of me as a friend that he was sexually...

May 14th

....Even when I can barely breathe, I'm not going...

And when I say people, I am talking about people that feel the need to wear a lab coat and pretend to be doctors. That’s right, bitches, I am going there. Anyone that knows me well, knows that I am not a big fan of doctors. They are bossy and they know everything (Especially when it comes to something you have been dealing with your entire life), have a tendency to not listen and lack...

May 5th

...I kinda feel like a 13 year old and not in a...

So, I always thought, as a teenager, that when I was a young adult and dating…it wouldn’t be as bad. I was wrong. Nothing matures past the age of 13. I have developed a recent crush on a man that shall remain nameless and no I am not going to name him something stupid for reference…or should I? Hmmmmm. That is a question I will answer at another time. Since, I have never...

Apr 28th

....Google decided to cancel my email account for...

I woke up this morning from a sweet sweet slumber. Actually, It wasn’t that sweet since I woke up with a little headache. But pressing on. I go to my computer to check my email and do my morning Internet ritual…when I noticed that my iMail and iChat (That’s right fuckers I have an Apple computer and I won’t apologize for having good taste) said that the password was...

Apr 22nd

....I saw this guy on the train with one of those...

I am going to say what everyone else is saying about that thing. BAD NAME. VERY BAD NAME. It sounds like something a trendy tech savy woman would buy at Duane Reede. I thought it looked absolutely ridiculous!!! It was huge It was like the guy had a very small flat screen TV on his lap. It is bigger than the Kindles that everyone loves so much. It also has a headphone...

Apr 21st

.....I thought I would give Veet a try

I am sure you can see where this is going. I must say I was bright enough to not put on an overly sensitive area, but still things did not go as planned. Observation #1 Why is this shit $10? It better work. I blame Western culture that I live in that has convinced me that I need to never have hair in certain places. Observation #2: If they had the real directions of use on the box and not...

Apr 19th