I recently stopped my old job to get free coffee & bagel. This is a piece of our brilliant conversation.

L: My husband’s colonoscopy went great because he shits all the time.
Me: Me too.
L: Not me, dude.
Me: I shit twice. Once first thing and then again after my coffee kicks in.
L: I think you quitting messed up my pooping schedule.

AND IT WAS A TIE!!!!!!!!

BETWEEN A WOLVERINE AND A SWAN.

I VIEW THIS VERY MUSH AS A WTF MOMENT.

Wolverine! 

Characters: Lycas, Nilo, Sirin, and Drenis in theAspect of Crow trilogy; Marcus in “The Wild’s Call”

Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness

Nobody messes with Wolverines. You’re fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You’re the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.

Best matches: Bears, Cougars, Wolves

Watch out for: Crows, Owls, Swans

Swan 

Characters: Tereus, Kalia in the Aspect of Crowtrilogy

Powers: Foretelling future through dreams, dream-walking

Swans are idealistic, open-minded, and passionate. Your good nature often leads people to think they can take advantage of you, but they should be careful—beneath that serenity lies a fighting spirit. Your love is fierce and unconditional, fueled by the certainty that it should last forever.

Best matches: Wolves, Horses, Otters

Watch out for: Cougars, Foxes, Hawks

I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT MY NATIVE AMERICAN AND JERSEY SHORE NAMES WERE…….HMMMM

A friend of mine that I loved dearly.  There have been many times that I have agreed with her ‘parenting style’.  After much deliberation and thought, I told her of a concern I had. 

She quickly told me that until I was a parent I had no right to comment on how people parented.  I will not get into details of what this person does

Am I wrong to think this is complete BS!??!!??!

I know what you are thinking?  What the fuck is wrong with her?  She could die! Didn’t her mother teach her better than that?

Well, first of all…..

I grew up in the south, so I didn’t have a ‘mother.’ I have a Momma.

And Secondly…..

She liked to sleep in alot.  I could give you many examples of my adventures of my childhood, based on the fact that I was trusted to make my own cereal and watch the Smurfs in the AM.  Like my first adventures of mopping in the kitchen and drying the floor with a throw pillow, but I will not bore you with these facts at the this time.

This is not me, btw.  I was much cuter as a child.

I guess I should apologize to my beloved Mommy for outting her for sleeping in when I was a chitlin. Moving on.

So this is how is happen.  One of my roommates asked me to make coffee, because it always tastes better when I do…well, duh, I do this bullshit for a living.  After making the coffee, whilst I am making my bowl of Fruit Loops (don’t judge I know people that read this blog that eat more indulgent cereals than that)  And there was only enough milk for my Fruit Loops (barely).  So that is when I decided to use the expired half & half.  It was either that or the left over sour cream from when we made tacos last.

Its alright.  I did have to blot off the dairy clumps and it does taste a little odd.

So if I die today, you know why.

So this week was the dreaded work shopping of my script that  I was bitching about writing last week.  And to my surprise, my stress over the course of 3 days was all for nothing.  But asking me to worry about something is like asking me not to breath or eat (and counting the fact that I have hypoglycemia and asthma it may not be a good idea).

It went pretty well, I must say.  For the most part everyone liked my script.  It was even compared to a popular television show, of course it is not one I have watched, but my mom loves the show.  ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!!!!!!  

The only person that did not like it doesn’t count in my world, and I am not saying this as a ‘I can’t handle criticism kind of way’.  His script was awful and he is a know-it-all and as most know it alls go — he doesn’t his ass from a whole in the ground.

But enough about him — this blog is in celebration of me and my brilliance.

While some people would dismiss this great work shopping of my masterpiece…this was a great moment of validation for me.  People loved my dialog..which reaffirmed in my mind that I am doing exactly what I should be.  I may have to fine tune my directing skills, but my passion for writing is not delusional bullshit.  YAY!!!

Now back to the main topic.  I hated the process of writing that I have to go through to get this fantastic result.  I lacked passion the majority of the time, but in the end it was great.  I enjoy my writing on the fly, but I never feel like things are finished.  So, I must somehow find a away to merge to 2.  

Great another problem for me to solve that there is no right or wrong answer to.

NEVER AGAIN!!!  Live and learn!

Actually, this all reminds me of my creative writing teacher in high school trying to explain how to come up with story idea.

And watch, everyone will say that my script :

• Sucks
• Is too long
• Makes no sense what so ever.

Whatever.  C’est la vie, bitches